Men love sex(I maintain almost as much as I do), a good portion of their time is spent either thinking about having it, the last time they had it, or how they're going to get it again. No matter how sexually charged(or in charge) your man is, everyone has a favorite position to get put into.
1. Girl on top: He loves a woman in charge(or he's just lazy), he loves seeing you show him how it's done and most of all how you want it. Bonus is of course the great view of your boobs bouncing in his face(there's never a downside there). He's probably more of a boob than ass lover and loves it when a girl throws in dirty talk. He's the kind of guy to joke around and like a girl who can keep up with his humour, then throw him down and show him who wins the overall battle of the wits(with the battle of tits). Hop on and remind him you're in charge of this rodeo!
2. Doggie: He loves to be in control, release some tension, and be the man in charge of how hard he hits it home. A lover of an ass to grab onto, he knows what he wants and how deep he can go to get it. In the perfect position to pull hair and remind you who's in charge or reach around and play with all your lovely lady bits, he's in the perfect spot to drive it home and stop for snacks on the way there.
3. Missionary: A guy who loves missionary is that quintessential guy next door with small town values. He wants to look you in the eyes while you make love, kiss you gently, and still have the perfect view of your boobies bouncing in his face with each thrust. He's not the kind of guy to normally take it too dirty(that seems disrespectful) and you're going to have to coax him out of his shell with a lap dance or some dirty talk to get him to get nasty. He's the guy you bring home to Mom, raise a family with, and secretly wish would hold you up against a wall and fuck you without asking once in awhile.
4. The switch hitter: He likes to try it every which way every chance he can, while it certainly gives him points for liking to keep things fresh, he probably isn't the kind of guy to ever be satisfied with just one thing. A bit of a flake, you may have found he's often cancelling dates and acting shady. While an appreciation for multiple positions(and hopefully multiple orgasms) is always a good thing, if it's a nightly occurrence you can be sure he is a guy afraid of settling(and possibly commitment).
I'm not a psychologist, even of sex, but if dirty talk and community college have taught me anything; it's that sexual positions say a lot about a persons personality. Dominant over submissive, clingy, unable to commit. While there are certainly rarities to all "rules", generally speaking what you like with your clothes turned off translates in to how you really feel(example I tend to be passive in bed and love a man in charge. Why? I spend so much time being dominant in real life I want to be put in my place when the chance is given)Men spend more time confused over women's actions than we ladies realise. Among wondering why we over think, give a fuck about celebrity relationships, and cry at The Notebook is the need to please. Yes, men love sex, but men also love it when women enjoy sex. It makes them feel needed, they {hopefully} get off on you getting off, and it's undeniable the awesome feeling of knowing you're responsible for someone else's mind blowing orgasm.
If you haven't yet gotten a girl into bed, try working the "What's your favorite position" question into playful conversation without coming off like a creepy pervert(good luck). You might save yourself from a bad fuck, a crazy bitch, or be even more excited for where thing's may soon end up.
Girl on top: She's a teaser, a pleaser, and a bit of a control freak(emphasis on the freak). While at first she may seem to be more of the independent type, underneath her strong exterior is a woman looking for some support in her relationships and from her partner. Like her favorite position, she enjoys calling the shots, while knowing you're still there to support and guide her. Be prepared to peel this girl back an orgasm at a time, her depth goes deeper than six inches.
Missionary: She's more your girlie girl type. She likes love and sex to be slow, sensual love making. She isn't the one night stand or fuck on the first date type of lady. Make sure to pull out your inner gentlemen before pulling out your dick with this one, she has high standards for the men she invites between her legs and no problem turning you away if you are anything short of her expectations. She's the most idealistic, the most demanding in her expectations, and the most likely to stalk your apartment if you don't call when you promised you would. It is a fact(made up for this blog) that 89% of all Stage 5 clingers favorite position is missionary.
Doggy/Behind: Be prepared for a fucking nymph(double points if she's a ginger). Many women find this position to be "degrading", making them feel like nothing more than a sex object, while many other women enjoy that feeling. To each their own, the lady who prefers it while on all fours is one who surely won't disappoint. She knows her body well; what positions and speeds give her the most powerful orgasm and how far up to position her ass to ensure you'll hit her G-spot and pound her into bliss. Never a dull moment, she'll be the most receptive to trying new things. Pull her hair, smack her ass, and call her a few dirty names to spice things up
Spooning: She's the type of girl who's willing to open up once you've built up trust. When sliding into the "55 position" your chest is against her back, providing her with the feeling of support from your strength. When she receives that desired comfort from you she is able to let herself(and by herself I mean boobs and vagina) be open to your touch. She wants to be explored, she wants to receive as much as she wants you to give. While typically lower on the freak scale, she's also more likely to be sane and not set your Xbox on fire when you forget her birthday.
While I am not claiming to be a sex or vagina doctor, I am stating I own a vagina and have played Doctor quite a few times. These 'facts' are based purely on my opinion, some Psych 101 from community college, and this bottle of wine. All hate mail about how I'm discriminating by sexual position can be sent to my vagina.
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